Jelly Jake and Butter Bill
One dark night when all was still
Pattered down the long, dark stair,
And no one saw the guilty pair;
Pushed aside the pantry door
And there found everything galore.
Honey, raisins, orange peel
Cold chicken aplenty for a meal,
Gingerbread enough to fill
Two such boys as Jake and Bill.
Well, they ate and ate
Gobbled at an awful rate,
Till I'm sure they soon weighed more
Than double what they did before,
And then it's awful, still it's true,
The floor gave way and they went thru.
Filled so full they couldn't fight,
Slowly they sank out of sight,
Father, Mother Cousin Ann,
Cook and nurse and furnace man
Fished in forty dozen ways,
After them for twenty days;
But not a soul has chanced to get
A glimpse or glimmer of them yet.
And I'm afraid they never will,
Poor Jelly Jake and Butter Bill.