Here comes a cabbage with a bonnet on it's head,
A pretty purple bonnet with a bow of blue and red;
And here comes a bottle with a collar round it's neck,
A handsome linen collar, too, without a spot or speck;
Next comes a meat saw, his job is biting beef,
And according to the cleaver, he has gold on all his teeth;
And last of all there comes along, amid the ringing cheers,
A princely Indian corn stalk with rings in both his ears.