A tree toad loved a she toad,
Who lived up in a tree,
He was a two-toed tree toad,
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win,
The three-toed she toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two toed tree toad trod tried in vain,
He couldn't please her whim,
From her tree toad bower,
With her three-toed power,
The she toad vetoed him.