How Do You Hide A Dragon

How do you hide a dragon?

In the middle of the yard?

Can we teach him how to BBQ,

Burgers and hot dogs?

What do we tell the neighbors,

When his tail breaks the fence?

"Oh, that's just our new pet lizard,

He's bigger than the rest. "

Whatever shall we feed him?

And where will he sleep?

The pet store's out of dragon food,

The doghouse is to meek.

I guess you can not stay here,

I guess, my friend, we're through,

Unless of course you let me,

Go and live with you.